TL/DR: Keep your pants on and you'll be fine. If you wear a kilt, have on clean underwear.
[That time surgeons farted into petri dishes for science.](https://qz.com/929920/do-you-contaminate-your-environment-with-harmful-bacteria-when-you-fart/)
TL/DR: Keep your pants on and you'll be fine. If you wear a kilt, have on clean underwear.
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