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[–] [deleted] • 5 pts

Yeah, probably not a good idea. Wait until you get home.

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I think the judge would understand...

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

Probably not, I've never met one that had much of a sense of humor.

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I think the judge would understand...

...after all, they're the ones always pounding the gavel...

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[–] • 5 pts

That’s one way to get out of jury duty

[–] • 2 pts

Depends on how tarded you are.

[–] • 1 pt

Both

[–] • 0 pt

i wonder if the judge likes my technique is he say not guilty?

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It depends on whether you introduce the masturbation as a re-enactment for the jury's consideration.

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i like the way you think. lets be friends.

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You know me already. Guess who. 1990.

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Just frowned upon.

What, you at a rape trial ?

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naw i was caught spray painting a swastika on side of the water tower and they said it was disorderly conduct. i beat it at trial today

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Just painting a pic is not going to entice a person to immediate violence.

Are you going to sue ?

I would.

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naw i am just happy to be free

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Shit I got a suspended sentence last week she liked muh meats