What do you mean I can't be a lawyer because my parents weren't related?

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Speaking as a fellow paraplegic, thank you so much and we'd love to have you in our community.

Thank you for the invite. I have to decline joining the community as I am already dedicated to the Paranormal Paraplegic Paralegal Party of Peoria. I am their stenographer.

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I have this mental image of you now keeping notes with your toes.

With the group being paranormal in nature, notes are taken by psychokinetic auto-writing via remote viewing, which is a good thing as Morbo does not live in Peoria.

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Ahhh an autopen. Brilliant. They have been used before.

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That took me a second but yeah, you win.

Edit: For now. You win for now.

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