Huh? It's antipyretic and anti-inflammatory. It also inhibits clotting. There's some really horrible adverse effect with kids that have viral infections causing something called Reyes syndrome. The theory is aspirin triggers something in vulnerable children; then tylenol was pushed to treat children (under 16) for viral illnesses
Reye's Syndrome is what was blamed (initially) for Heather O'Rourke's death. We all know now it was caused by steven spielberg. Anal fissures are not a symptom of Reye's Syndrome. That jew needs to be [redacted].
I hope that's not true- about that jew pos but I would never be surprised. I read it was from Crohn's or ulcerative colitis or something like that...fits in with the anal rape-
fuckin' hell.