Christ. The guns help, too.
Christ. The guns help, too.
Only true answer.
Only true answer.
Fusion of low intelligence, knives, coffee, cigarettes, and overworked guardian angel.
Fusion of low intelligence, knives, coffee, cigarettes, and overworked guardian angel.
Amen
Amen
Irish, Honest, and Gods Grace.
Irish, Honest, and Gods Grace.
Go with God.
Go with God.
My ability to put up with shit. Only goes so far though and it's not always a superpower.
My ability to put up with shit. Only goes so far though and it's not always a superpower.
Not answering questions. Damn it, there goes THAT power.
Not answering questions. Damn it, there goes THAT power.
Ability to perfectly control my eyebrows individually.
Ability to perfectly control my eyebrows individually.
Family.
Hard fucking work.
Intelligence.
Family.
Hard fucking work.
Intelligence.
I'm White; specifically Celtic, Germanic and Slavic.
I'm White; specifically Celtic, Germanic and Slavic.
I can dodge things I can’t even see coming. Like a ninja, wah!
I can dodge things I can’t even see coming. Like a ninja, wah!
Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm constantly dodging things that other people can't even see. And they call me weird. We'll see who's laughing in the end...
Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm constantly dodging things that other people can't even see. And they call me weird. We'll see who's laughing in the end...
I can turn virtually any feral cat into a sweet affectionate pet. OK, go ahead and laugh now, but where will you be when the cats take over? We'll see who's laughing then...
I can turn virtually any feral cat into a sweet affectionate pet. OK, go ahead and laugh now, but where will you be when the cats take over? We'll see who's laughing then...
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