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[–] • 7 pts

Everyone else on the road. No exceptions. They're all assholes, but I drive exactly as everyone is meant to.

[–] • 2 pts

but I drive exactly as everyone is meant to.

You go Speed Racer!

[–] • 5 pts

>as everyone is meant to

Travelling freely - not respecting posted speed limits, without carrying a permission slip from the State, without a licence plate, and opening fire on any cops who try to pull you over.

[–] • 2 pts

Those goddamn cops, riding up on my ass, blinking their lights, laying on the horn, making godawful noises. Shooting them is the least I can do for civil society. We don't need assholes like that around.

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Cyclists.

[–] • 3 pts

What enrages me is they don’t pay jack shit in registration yet feel entitled to use the road.

Also, you’ll like this video: https://youtu.be/gfh40Hy8dUs

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Except they likely also drive a car, so the do pay. And legally, they have every right to the road as drivers do, at least where I live. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t care for it either, and no, I’m not a cyclist.

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So if I have a car I can just take whatever on the road by proxy? Why do I need turn signals, brake lights, mirrors etc? Why do I need a 50+cc motor to drive legally on the road?

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>Except they likely also drive a car

Literal straw-man here.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Yeah, have the entire breakdown lane and are on the white line in 2 way traffic, you just want to open the passenger door and slam them with it.

[–] • 5 pts

When traffic is backed up for miles because everybody wants to look at an accident on the other side

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This is the correct answer.

[–] • 1 pt

When traffic is backed up for miles because everybody wants to look at an accident on the other side

Let's cause an accident by looking at an accident!

[–] • 4 pts

When people don’t signal.

When someone passes you then slows down.

Texting and driving.

Semis in the left lane.

Tailgaters who refuse to pass.

People who merge 3 lanes over at the last second to take an exit ramp.

Prius drivers.

[–] • 2 pts

Slow down when you're being tailgated.

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Or better yet. Pull over, and let them pass you. Especially if you're on a mountain-road and there isn't enough visibility of the road ahead to safely overtake.

You might think he's an arsehole, but he'll be very thankful to you, and you'll be just as thankful when you're stuck behind something like a caravan and they do the same.

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I've had a stubborn tailgater once that was determined to follow me. Passing lane came and went, I even slowed down and she still wouldn't pass. So I pulled onto the shoulder and nearly stopped... she still followed, but went around and sped off as I was coming to a stop. She also had her high beams on the whole time, blinding me through my mirrors.

She didn't seem to like it when I caught up and returned the favor!

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As someone who lives 7 miles up a winding mountain road with a 20mph speed limit, bless you. It’s amazing when people pull off to the side to let me pass, and I do the same when someone clearly wants to go faster than me.

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I used to be one of those last ones, it was a company car and yes I feel ashamed.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

When the woman driving the car in front of me won't turn left when the oncoming car is still a mile away. Damn that's annoying.

[–] • 4 pts

My girlfriend gets rustled when I see stupid shit happening on the road and say “wow I bet it’s not a woman!” and it’s always a woman. We should have never invented automatics.

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Left lane campers going slow (less than 95)

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The left lane is for passing only. People who just cruise along in the left lane should be shot on sight.

[–] • 1 pt

This is intrinsically incorrect. If you are referring to a highway or expressway, your point is valid. However, on a normal road, this rule goes out the window.

Also, your interpretation of the rule is also incorrect. It is not a black and white case. There are many layers of gray.

Just go the fuck around if you're going "over 95"...

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The left lane is for passing only.

Or if you consistently haul ass...

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Often I get aggravated at somebody hogging the left lane, until they ease into a turning lane a half mile later. Especially when there's enough congestion to make that difficult to do easily.

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Clueless drivers with expensive cars with built-in GPS who drive like snails.

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Clueless drivers with expensive car

I honestly believe the more expensive the car, the worse driver the owner is.

[–] • 1 pt

Q: What's the most demeaning job ever?

A: Installing turn signals into BMW's at the factory.

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The 30 other clowns in the car with me.

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HONK!! HONK!!

[–] • 1 pt

So much. Here is a sort list:

People who won't zipper merge and think it's rude to do so

People who won't let you change lanes. They speed up the minute you signal you want to lane change like it's a personal affront to them personally

Slow Turner's. Move that shit. Most lots and corners are made to take while rolling. You don't have to stop completely to make the right hand turn.

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“I’m just tryyyyying to masturbate on a bus and ...”

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