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[–] • 7 pts

Everyone else on the road. No exceptions. They're all assholes, but I drive exactly as everyone is meant to.

[–] • 2 pts

but I drive exactly as everyone is meant to.

You go Speed Racer!

[–] • 5 pts

>as everyone is meant to

Travelling freely - not respecting posted speed limits, without carrying a permission slip from the State, without a licence plate, and opening fire on any cops who try to pull you over.

[–] • 2 pts

Those goddamn cops, riding up on my ass, blinking their lights, laying on the horn, making godawful noises. Shooting them is the least I can do for civil society. We don't need assholes like that around.

[–] • 5 pts

Cyclists.

[–] • 3 pts

What enrages me is they don’t pay jack shit in registration yet feel entitled to use the road.

Also, you’ll like this video: https://youtu.be/gfh40Hy8dUs

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Except they likely also drive a car, so the do pay. And legally, they have every right to the road as drivers do, at least where I live. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t care for it either, and no, I’m not a cyclist.

[–] • 1 pt

So if I have a car I can just take whatever on the road by proxy? Why do I need turn signals, brake lights, mirrors etc? Why do I need a 50+cc motor to drive legally on the road?

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>Except they likely also drive a car

Literal straw-man here.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Yeah, have the entire breakdown lane and are on the white line in 2 way traffic, you just want to open the passenger door and slam them with it.

[–] • 5 pts

When traffic is backed up for miles because everybody wants to look at an accident on the other side

[–] • 2 pts

This is the correct answer.

[–] • 1 pt

When traffic is backed up for miles because everybody wants to look at an accident on the other side

Let's cause an accident by looking at an accident!

[–] • 4 pts

When people don’t signal.

When someone passes you then slows down.

Texting and driving.

Semis in the left lane.

Tailgaters who refuse to pass.

People who merge 3 lanes over at the last second to take an exit ramp.

Prius drivers.

[–] • 2 pts

I used to be one of those last ones, it was a company car and yes I feel ashamed.

[–] • 2 pts

Slow down when you're being tailgated.

[–] • 3 pts

Or better yet. Pull over, and let them pass you. Especially if you're on a mountain-road and there isn't enough visibility of the road ahead to safely overtake.

You might think he's an arsehole, but he'll be very thankful to you, and you'll be just as thankful when you're stuck behind something like a caravan and they do the same.

[–] • 2 pts

As someone who lives 7 miles up a winding mountain road with a 20mph speed limit, bless you. It’s amazing when people pull off to the side to let me pass, and I do the same when someone clearly wants to go faster than me.

[–] • 2 pts

I've had a stubborn tailgater once that was determined to follow me. Passing lane came and went, I even slowed down and she still wouldn't pass. So I pulled onto the shoulder and nearly stopped... she still followed, but went around and sped off as I was coming to a stop. She also had her high beams on the whole time, blinding me through my mirrors.

She didn't seem to like it when I caught up and returned the favor!

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

When the woman driving the car in front of me won't turn left when the oncoming car is still a mile away. Damn that's annoying.

[–] • 4 pts

My girlfriend gets rustled when I see stupid shit happening on the road and say “wow I bet it’s not a woman!” and it’s always a woman. We should have never invented automatics.

[–] • 3 pts

Left lane campers going slow (less than 95)

[–] • 3 pts

The left lane is for passing only. People who just cruise along in the left lane should be shot on sight.

[–] • 1 pt

The left lane is for passing only.

Or if you consistently haul ass...

[–] • 1 pt

Often I get aggravated at somebody hogging the left lane, until they ease into a turning lane a half mile later. Especially when there's enough congestion to make that difficult to do easily.

[–] • 1 pt

This is intrinsically incorrect. If you are referring to a highway or expressway, your point is valid. However, on a normal road, this rule goes out the window.

Also, your interpretation of the rule is also incorrect. It is not a black and white case. There are many layers of gray.

Just go the fuck around if you're going "over 95"...

[–] • 3 pts

Clueless drivers with expensive cars with built-in GPS who drive like snails.

[–] • 2 pts

Clueless drivers with expensive car

I honestly believe the more expensive the car, the worse driver the owner is.

[–] • 1 pt

Q: What's the most demeaning job ever?

A: Installing turn signals into BMW's at the factory.

[–] • 2 pts

The 30 other clowns in the car with me.

[–] • 2 pts

HONK!! HONK!!

[–] • 1 pt

tfw you have 30 seconds or less to make a driving decision but you have a brainfart and forget 1 specific traffic law for no reason, so for 30 seconds or so you panic trying to figure out what the fuck

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

So many things, but off the top of head...

  • Packs of idiots driving in packs. You always have a pack of cars all fucking each other in the ass, then a big gap maybe a mile or more, then another pack of idiots fucking each other in the ass. There's no getting around them if they're slow or they are faster and the ones in your lane want to fuck you in the ass instead of going around.

  • If you're in the left turn lane, in the front of the line and the light turns yellow, go you inbred fuckwit. Don't sit there through another cycle like an inbred fuckwit.

  • Stop trying to fuck me in the ass. Tailgater's should be made to fuck themselves in the ass with a morning star while sitting in a bonfire while their family is forced to watch.

  • Assholes coming off a side road or out of a parking lot who stick their noses out in the road or sit there telegraphing their move inching forward as you drive by. Fuck you to hell.

  • Traffic lights that were programmed by inbred fuckwits. You're driving down a major street, you leave one light and get to the next as it turns red and so on and so on. Inbred fuckwits should be exterminated with extreme prejudice.

  • Niggers. God damn niggers should not be allowed to drive. Niggers should be hanged with extreme prejudice.

  • My car does not fly. Fuck you World Fair lying faggots of the early 20th century.. Fuck you to hell.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

when everyone drives 5 over the limit and some asshole is doing 5 under the limit for no reason. No signal slamming one brakes at the turn.

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