I need 0.5 reading glasses
Subtle flex right there, trying to brag about being a literate Slav
When I get my glasses, I will teach the whole village to read and show them your gay poetry.
When you get your glasses, you will teach the whole Village about how the enemy was never communist Russia, or even the the wicked Jews in control of capitalist USA.
The Enemy oppressing your village was always Evil Poet Theodore Kent, who whispers his wicked words into the ears of she-donkeys during the night, turning their milk sour for all the whining Croatian children.
And the gypsies.