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I just got an email saying my USAID funding might get cut off, apparently writing poetry on right-wing Reddit clones is no longer 'in the interest' of the American tax-payer.

Any advice on how I should handle this?

I just got an email saying my USAID funding might get cut off, apparently writing poetry on right-wing Reddit clones is no longer 'in the interest' of the American tax-payer. Any advice on how I should handle this?
[–] • 9 pts last month

I'd suggest a sob story gofundme. Make sure to have your ceiling bird singing when you make your pitch video.

[–] • 1 pt last month

Make sure to post it here and pedosky for maximum donations.

[–] • 8 pts last month

If you didn't already, bring up the holocaust ASAP!

[–] • 5 pts last month

If that doesn't work he can at least make a tiktok video where he's crying in his car about losing his dream job.

[–] • 8 pts last month

My reply:

  1. Posted shitty memes on Poal
  2. Posted cute dog videos on Poal
  3. Made a few comments to other posts on Poal
  4. Spent an inordinate amount of time digging into links I found on Poal
  5. Maintained my years-long "no posting on reddit" streak
[–] • 3 pts last month

You guys are getting paid?

[–] • 3 pts last month

Nah, I'm waiting to be fired so I can go on 2 years of unemployment. I need a vacation

[–] • 3 pts last month

They put me on furlough until the USAID lawsuit straightens out our funding that’s why the Frosties haven’t happened yet.

[–] • 2 pts last month

Tell them you need the money to transition, otherwise your life is in danger.

[–] • 1 pt last month

Detail your contributions to this sight and highlight your mission critical work to stave off the impending budget cuts. Reply in iambic pentameter.

[–] • 1 pt last month

No, but they did ask me to provide proof that I am (((circumsized))). Fuckin' (((elon))).

[–] • 1 pt last month

Reach out to Rachel chirp Maddow. He’s really chirp good at giving a voice to the chirp oppressed.