Acme earthquake pills mixed with Acme birdseed.

Try to find the bird you're looking that's already dead. Take a few feathers and then call the authorities.

Don't try to outsmart one.

Anvil, rope, and good timing

Believe it or not, I happen to know a coyote that could help you obtain this exact quarry.

A quick search suggests that calling the local Game & Fish asking for the process in your city/state/county since it changes depending on where you are. Apparently it is searched fairly often.

Why do you want them? Hmmmmmmmmmm?

My wife cut a bunch of cat tails in the carolinas for a display. Learned that shit's illegal after we got back.