Just because you once - after I posted my Ode to a Gas Can - asked me to have my wife send you all the gay websites I watch, I now feel we need to consummate our relationship. So sure - regale me with your prose! But keep it clean, such that I might woo Mrs. Duck with it later this evening and claim it as my own...
Just because you once - after I posted my Ode to a Gas Can - asked me to have my wife send you all the gay websites I watch, I now feel we need to consummate our relationship. So sure - regale me with your prose! But keep it clean, such that I might woo Mrs. Duck with it later this evening and claim it as my own...
I will keep it clean.
Give me three random things/memories/feelings you love about Mrs. Duck
I will keep it clean.
Give me three random things/memories/feelings you love about Mrs. Duck
The nape of her neck, blackberry cobbler and #$&@!*")/(.
Oh boy!
Edit: Be gentle.
The nape of her neck, blackberry cobbler and #$&@!*")/(.
Oh boy!
Edit: Be gentle.
and #$&@!*")/(.
This does not count. Think about when you first learned how much you loved her
>and #$&@!*")/(.
This does not count. Think about when you first learned how much you loved her