Ok, let's hear it.
You want me, to write you... a Valentine's day poem?
I've never experimented with homosexuality before, but I've heard European men are more open to it, so here goes nothing
Stab the Woe, And Leave the eM A Croat left with my Heart, Long before time Began,
A Libertine, and Lusty, European Faggot, We will bang like Frenchmen, After eating a baguette
Happy Valentine's Day, You fucking Homo, Now Tie me up and Lock me Down, Like Governor Andrew Cuomo
Another gay poem for the collection.