I read books...WRITTEN BY HITLER!!!

I told the (((federal agents))) who monitor my communication activities that I have information that will lead to the arrest and prosecution of Hillary Clinton and I'M STILL ALIVE.

I once kissed a lady. That lady? Your mom.

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I? I eat Indian food.

every tooth in me head is a marlinspike, the hair on me head is hemp. every bone in me body is a spar, and when i spits, i spits tar

Is your powder dry?