"my better half"
That's jew jargon designed to make men inferior and to give women the false sense of empowerment in areas they do not have the chops to perform well in. She's not your "better half". She's your "complimentary half".
Love it,honesty though it's a joking matter because in the real world we are two peas in a pod. Everyone seems to complement us when we are alone asking about the other. Perfect couple is a phrase I've heard over 50 times
So is " partner". Fuck that. Grow some balls, say wife. Although I did introduce my wife as my "ex girlfriend". She turned to me and exclaimed: "that's a horrible way to introduce you wife!".
True. Putting women on pedestals is doing them no favors. I've heard people use "my other half" which is kind of neat, or "my other three quarters" if she's fat.
Just use wife or husband.
*complementary
*complementary
Not if I expect her to praise me often. :)