How does this happen?
Niggers.
I'd ordered some meat hooks, meat stockinette and curing salt from an outfit in Buffalo a couple years back. Repeat customer, and they had a good track record. Ordered thinking I'd have it within a week, and planned accordingly. Imagine my surprise as I watched/tracked the package go from Buffalo to Seattle, then Arizona and Louisiana before being routed to me in pretty much the center of the country. It was literally a 12 day circumnavigation of the lower 48.
Wasn't perishable goods and I was able to adjust my smoking schedule so no serious foul, but wtf? Stuff like this is definitely more prone to happening this time of year too.
The answer was the first word. Lol.
Maybe niggers are smart enough to know it’s important because it’s perishable and they see my White name so they send it on the road to nowhere? Like, my inconvenience is reparations?