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I have a full bookshelf, I've read about half of them. What should I do other than fuck around on the Internet and pet my dog?

Can't even stand up for about another 6 weeks...

I have a full bookshelf, I've read about half of them. What should I do other than fuck around on the Internet and pet my dog? Can't even stand up for about another 6 weeks...

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[–] 5 pts

Plot the rebellion and subsequent takeover of the world. Once you've achieved global hegemony, remember the little people who got you there.

[–] 4 pts

I can, in fact, do this.

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Doctor Evil, I presume.

Do you know where that saying comes from? Stanley and Livingstone. Nobody ever talks about Stanley and Livingstone. "Dr. Livingstone, I presume." is a saying meant as tongue-in-cheek for when a reporter (Henry Stanley) went searching for Dr. Livingstone in Africa and found him years later among a tribe of local niggers. He was the only other White man in a thousand miles. So it had to be him, right? I presume.