near death things happen, no changes made. You're either an idiot... or a liar
I could go on and on, but I dont want to bore you all
Oh no, please retell that story about how you moonwalked your way out of a concentration camp.
that never happened, i am not exaggerating about anything
are you accusing me of lying?
Lol, why don't you go through every single one of your 40-100 near death moments then we can judge how trustworthy your stories are.
the examples I already gave you are not enough?
I figured nobody wants to read all the shit i been through
Everyone died in the winter of death.
I have had some things happen, accidents, being shot at by a nigger. I have luckily came out of these with no injuries. I too have had the thoughts about Quantum Death. Its a hypothesis on the multiverse theory that in one universe the death happens, but the soul/energy/consciousness switches to a universe/ time line that the death doesn't happen for whatever reason, like a small change and you live. Definitely a fun thought experiment. I am still observing data and have not come to a conclusion. And yes, You will be called nutso for bringing this up to most people.
Your guardian angel is on point.
I dropped my motorcycle on an black top country road one time. I was not wearing a helmet. Got back on it and road home. When I combed my hair, I discovered that there was asphalt imbedded in the hair on top of my head.
There are ways to test your theory....
No, but you are a jewish well poisoning spammer doing your best to turn this into a preddit conspiracy forum with low newsworthiness.
Hell no
theres a story someone wrote a while back on tumbler where there's kinda a derpy dude. (i'll botch the story because I dont remember it that well)
The Grim Reaper goes to reap his soul but notices the guy dies in a really goofy unusual way, so he lets him live. 200 years later Death is still laughing his ass off everytime the guy goes to die so he lets him live on. The guy acts really confused or oblivious everytime he survives one of his deaths. One day an angel intercepts the dude and says "the Grim Reaper is fucking with you, I just wanted you to know that in case you're ready to pass on" the guy says "I'm not as dumb as I look, I know when he's around, looking at me wanting to take my soul. I like living past my expiration date, I know the only reason I have this lease on life is because I amuse him, but it only works if he doesnt know I know, so I act like he's not there. He gives me extra regenerative properties for the bloody deaths, but give me extra luck for deaths that can only be avoided by coincidence. so I've come back to life and survived many unlikely experiences. I have many goofy deaths planned for the next decade that will look like an accident. If I keep this up I might be able to live another 100 years."
Well, your user name checks out. Poal might not be the best place to vent near death experiences because of the whole Hall-of-cost thing the Ferengi participate in.
I highly doubt you are in an alternate universe. It is funny to think that at the beggining of the universe, when all the atoms decided to disperse and set the course of life for all of time, it would evolve and unfold with such uncanny results. What's happening today was destined billions of years ago. Most people and creatures dont get that many second chances due to the fragile nature of their existence. It might be easier to believe in alternate universes rather than think that this one universe could have such a crazy plan for you.
I believe a mix of things. I believe if there's a God, then He would have been the one that started the universe billions of years ago, probably with a bang. He knew that everything would unfold exactly how it would. But, I believe there is humor and practicality in this belief. For example, the universe in all its complexity and mystery allowed a world to evolve that would let me sit on the computer and say OOGLY BOOGLY DOOGLY. I think we have alot of control over how the world continues to unfold despite it being predetermined that we would feel that way. I really enjoy believing that, makes life interesting.
It's funny to think the universe unfolded to result in someone like me. I have gone through so many wild unbelievable experiences I've recently been accused of being a bot for sharing them.
omae wa mou shindeiru
I heard that if you die in every alternate universe, you gain superpowers.
i have not noticed that
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