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[–] [deleted] 1 pt (edited )

a. Share an office with a blind coworker. b. Bathroom stall. c. Use a standing desk, take bites under the desk while doing desk squats. Feel the burn. d. Tell everyone it's human meat. That's fear or revulsion they're now expressing, not whichever feeling thinking something weird is called. e. Kill the power to the building. f. Kill everything but the power to the building.

I can keep going, there's a million ways to skin this cat and a million homeless cats and a million starving children so let's solve some problems and stop eating liver wurst.

Edit: Actually there you go, problem solved. Attract cat with liverwurst, harvest cat, chicken cutlets for lunch.