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[–] • 11 pts

Yes. By not giving a crap about goyslop-subhumans and their opinion.

This post was made by "I eat fried pork fat and sauerkraut in the office just to piss diversity hire mudslimes off" gang.

[–] • 2 pts

Years ago there was a spate of news stories about statues of the Hindu elephant god drinking milk from a teaspoon. For months afterwards, whenever the milk for the coffee mess would run out, I would take the empty container down to the IT dept and start yelling, "Stop praying to that fucking Ganesha, dammit!". ...come to think of it, I might be the reason for a lot of those minority hate laws in the workplace.

[–] • 1 pt

LOL. Keep those fuckers in check. HR has given up on me, and if they fire me they know none of the divershitties can do what I do.

[–] • 6 pts

It'll be alright as long as you don't break eye contact.

[–] • 3 pts

Separate the liverwurst into bitesize pieces. Mold them into capsules and freeze them the night before. Then you can consume them suppositorily without anyone knowing. They don't taste as good, but no one should complain.

[–] • 3 pts

Yes. Squirt mustard on it. Take bite. Repeat.

[–] • 3 pts

Slice the wurst onto a plate into little wurst discs, cut onion thinly across to make thin onion discs and place on top the wurst. Slice evil tomatoes thinly across to make thin tomato discs and place on top the onion layer, and season the evil tomato topper with salt and pepper.

[–] • 0 pt

Evil tomatoes?

[–] • 3 pts

Yes, they want to kill you so they are evil (nightshade family).

[–] • 1 pt

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[–] • 2 pts

Provide a detailed apology in advance for any halitosis issues

edit: perhaps an enabler to work from home opportunities as well

[–] • 2 pts

I love that shit. Total guilty pleasure my whole life. Fuck yeah.

[–] • 2 pts

Use chopsticks.

[–] • 3 pts

I think my boss, Mr. 约翰逊, would think I was making fun of him.

[–] • 1 pt

Slice them as appetizers and eat it with a toothpick

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt (edited )

a. Share an office with a blind coworker. b. Bathroom stall. c. Use a standing desk, take bites under the desk while doing desk squats. Feel the burn. d. Tell everyone it's human meat. That's fear or revulsion they're now expressing, not whichever feeling thinking something weird is called. e. Kill the power to the building. f. Kill everything but the power to the building.

I can keep going, there's a million ways to skin this cat and a million homeless cats and a million starving children so let's solve some problems and stop eating liver wurst.

Edit: Actually there you go, problem solved. Attract cat with liverwurst, harvest cat, chicken cutlets for lunch.

[–] • 1 pt

You're turning into the mom from Rosemary's baby bro

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