I call it the dogs that bark in my head.

Two chicks at once? All the time man.

yep

Jumping into oncoming traffic? Yes. Then I still turn my head crossing the street

Yeah, but I manage them much better now.

They're was a brief time in my life that I didn't. Good times that.

aye, thoughts of thoughts

No that's for pussies.

Used to. Then I decided that if it's a game, might as well play to win.

Homicide? Genocide? Daily.

Being a Democrat? No.