Wait I think I got it. The solution will involve a tranny midget in a gorilla suit and a really long ladder - am i right?
How else would you do it?
Ok I know this may sound a little out there, but could I use a COWBOY midget tranny in a gorilla suit? Because then we can use lassos and they can ride donkeys and such. Not sure if donkeys are fake or cowboys are CGI though.....
Donkeys are real, but I'm unsure about cowboys. As long as the midget is lasso trained you should be okay.
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