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Up to now, I've been using guides based on a round earth and GPS location. Since the earth is flat, I should be able to get any signal on earth since there is no curve of the earth blocking the radio signals. Please provide a guide how I can do this. I would like to add about 10 more dishes to get all channels being broadcast.

Note: I am talking 8 foot C band dishes and 2 and 3 foot KU band dishes.

Up to now, I've been using guides based on a round earth and GPS location. Since the earth is flat, I should be able to get any signal on earth since there is no curve of the earth blocking the radio signals. Please provide a guide how I can do this. I would like to add about 10 more dishes to get all channels being broadcast. Note: I am talking 8 foot C band dishes and 2 and 3 foot KU band dishes.

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[–] • 8 pts

Satellites are fake. You can't have satellites sitting in the firmament. TV is transmitted by chemtrails. Dishes are just so the government can control your dreams as you sleep.

[–] • 5 pts

Wait I think I got it. The solution will involve a tranny midget in a gorilla suit and a really long ladder - am i right?

[–] • 5 pts

How else would you do it?

[–] • 2 pts

Ok I know this may sound a little out there, but could I use a COWBOY midget tranny in a gorilla suit? Because then we can use lassos and they can ride donkeys and such. Not sure if donkeys are fake or cowboys are CGI though.....

[–] • 4 pts

Wow thanks! So how do I get the signal from the chemtrail into the modulators? Or are modulators fake too? In which case, how do I put a signal on a given channel? Wow, have to start over.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

"Satellites" pfffff

Your dishes get the signals sent from antennae installed on the great acrylic sheet. It has LEDs on it to fake the "stars" and a motor moving it to simulate the "movement" of Earth.

[–] • 4 pts

What must one sacrifice to the great sheet to increase signal strength? Virgin donkeys or virgin gorilla suits? Instructions unclear.

[+] [deleted] • 2 pts
[–] • 1 pt

Virgin scotches on the rocks, neat.

[–] • 1 pt

Wow. Price seems pretty steep. Have to rethink.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Well first likely according to them is you have to figure out the land based transmitter and then the refraction off the dome to find the proper angle. /sarcasm

[–] • 0 pt

If I can figure out how to flat earth align my sat dish farm, next is how to synchronize my colocated pairs of long haul wifi radios which now use fake GPS to synchronize sending so they don't send at the same time. Seems all my tech needs to be reworked!

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Hell go old school and use short wave instead, you can easily get 1/2 dome coverage.

[–] • 1 pt

What would it take in dome economic units to get full dome coverage?