It is because you are cutting across the grain and it releases the samich particles better. Science, look it up.
Never thought of that. If you finance me say, 1 million bucks, I'd be glad to do a study and publish a paper.
Like most science is is more cost effective to just claim your hypothesis as fact and just pay some milenials to write buzzfeed articles about how square cut sammiches are the new symbol of literally Hitlers everywhere. Also blame global warming climate change.
Holy crap ... I gotta admit, being an old guy, I hadn't thought of this new age science solution. I shall take your advice under consideration. As we all know, there are more than an ample supply of unemployed young college graduates with degrees in social justice and basket weaving technology to more than staff this effort.
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