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I may have just survived the worst weekend of my life. If you laugh, you owe me advice.

Hubby and I bought our first home on thursday evening. During the walk thru we noticed chinaman soynigger left all his furniture, clothing, FOOD, even his daughters tennis trophies. On Friday I got garbage bags and got to work cleaning.

I found evidence of rats, multiple species of roaches and countless bottles filled with strange black fermenting liquids. The smell was so bad I voluntarily wore an n95 mask, latex dish gloves, and wrapped my head in a scarf to make sure nothing fell in my hair. Hubby couldn't stop puking, so the dirty work was up to me. Not an easy task considering the scattering roaches, strange dried mushrooms, and bizarre rotting fish smell that I still haven't located.

I left the house to get groceries and noticed there was water streaming out the side of my house. Are you ready for this?

Soynigger didn't purge water from the outside spigots,they froze and defrosted. Water was traveling between the wall, thru insulation and escaping through a brick expansion slot. I couldn't locate the interior valve for the spigot, because it was hidden behind drywall. I knocked the drywall out with a screwdriver, tightened the valve and nothing. didn't work. My basement is filling up with water, my back yard is a skating rink. At this point my new neighbor has come over to complain, and I decide to call an old church friend who is a plumber. He walks me through the next few steps over the phone.

I find the water main, it's rusted open. I find a pipe and try to lever it, no luck! I call hubby, as he turns the handle I can see the metal stem twisting.

I call plumbers, nobody is available. They tell me to call my water company, I still don't know who it is. I decide to ask the neighbors, who give me the number...which leads to a voicemail box. I call the fire department.

Four white men show up, access the situation and tell me that my plumbing is all kinds of messed up. The previous owner bypassed the water meter for the second floor (tennants upstairs). These not at all toxic men spend ten mins in my basement and find a way to get it shut off. They remember to turn off the water heaters and heat. Advise me to get my tennants out of the house tonight, and give me the name of a local plumber they all trust. Hubby was out buying a wet/dry vac, even told me which one he should buy.

I get to meet my tennants for the first time. They're all illegal pageets, one of whom is unemployed. They were so happy I put them in a hotel room that they started sending me evidence of the rat and mouse infestation that the previous owner refused to remedy. After I forward their messages to my agent, she calls me immediately. "Sometimesage, go check the electricals in the kitchen and living rooms". What do you know, everything on the rat infested wall is not working. The previous owner ran a series of extension chords behind the cabinets, under the carpet and into another room to get the refrigerator to work.

I have a plumber coming tomorrow to fix the hose pipe.

Seller did not disclose infestation caused electrical damage, rat infestation, roach infestation, or plumbing problems. My home inspector also did not find any of this. The FHA inspector did not find this, this was never discovered in the C.O. My agent sent me a snip of the contract where he claims that the units are totally separately metered. To add insult to injury, the tennants security deposit and rent payments have not actually showed up at my doorstep yet.

I am thankful for the fire department, they came and accomplished more in a few mins than I could accomplish in hours. It was the only reprieve I have.

Please wise poalers, what do you think I should happen next?

I have to move into this house in a month. I'm worried and open to suggestions.

I may have just survived the worst weekend of my life. If you laugh, you owe me advice. Hubby and I bought our first home on thursday evening. During the walk thru we noticed chinaman soynigger left all his furniture, clothing, FOOD, even his daughters tennis trophies. On Friday I got garbage bags and got to work cleaning. I found evidence of rats, multiple species of roaches and countless bottles filled with strange black fermenting liquids. The smell was so bad I voluntarily wore an n95 mask, latex dish gloves, and wrapped my head in a scarf to make sure nothing fell in my hair. Hubby couldn't stop puking, so the dirty work was up to me. Not an easy task considering the scattering roaches, strange dried mushrooms, and bizarre rotting fish smell that I still haven't located. I left the house to get groceries and noticed there was water streaming out the side of my house. Are you ready for this? Soynigger didn't purge water from the outside spigots,they froze and defrosted. Water was traveling between the wall, thru insulation and escaping through a brick expansion slot. I couldn't locate the interior valve for the spigot, because it was hidden behind drywall. I knocked the drywall out with a screwdriver, tightened the valve and nothing. didn't work. My basement is filling up with water, my back yard is a skating rink. At this point my new neighbor has come over to complain, and I decide to call an old church friend who is a plumber. He walks me through the next few steps over the phone. I find the water main, it's rusted open. I find a pipe and try to lever it, no luck! I call hubby, as he turns the handle I can see the metal stem twisting. I call plumbers, nobody is available. They tell me to call my water company, I still don't know who it is. I decide to ask the neighbors, who give me the number...which leads to a voicemail box. I call the fire department. Four white men show up, access the situation and tell me that my plumbing is all kinds of messed up. The previous owner bypassed the water meter for the second floor (tennants upstairs). These not at all toxic men spend ten mins in my basement and find a way to get it shut off. They remember to turn off the water heaters and heat. Advise me to get my tennants out of the house tonight, and give me the name of a local plumber they all trust. Hubby was out buying a wet/dry vac, even told me which one he should buy. I get to meet my tennants for the first time. They're all illegal pageets, one of whom is unemployed. They were so happy I put them in a hotel room that they started sending me evidence of the rat and mouse infestation that the previous owner refused to remedy. After I forward their messages to my agent, she calls me immediately. "Sometimesage, go check the electricals in the kitchen and living rooms". What do you know, everything on the rat infested wall is not working. The previous owner ran a series of extension chords behind the cabinets, under the carpet and into another room to get the refrigerator to work. I have a plumber coming tomorrow to fix the hose pipe. Seller did not disclose infestation caused electrical damage, rat infestation, roach infestation, or plumbing problems. My home inspector also did not find any of this. The FHA inspector did not find this, this was never discovered in the C.O. My agent sent me a snip of the contract where he claims that the units are totally separately metered. To add insult to injury, the tennants security deposit and rent payments have not actually showed up at my doorstep yet. I am thankful for the fire department, they came and accomplished more in a few mins than I could accomplish in hours. It was the only reprieve I have. Please wise poalers, what do you think I should happen next? I have to move into this house in a month. I'm worried and open to suggestions.

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I agree. After the tenants moved out, I did a walkthrough myself. Found evidence of rotten subfloor in the bathroom.

I'm a first time home buyer with a few weeks of habitat for humanity construction experience under my belt. There is no good reason I should be finding things the home inspector missed.

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