Who likes to hear a woman's voice telling you GPS directions? Shut up woman.
Almost as much as I enjoy having the bitch give me the wrong directions.
"Turn right."
"Bitch there IS NO RIGHT TURN HERE! There's no fucking road to the right here! There's a three strand barbed-wire fence, a pasture and some cows to the right!"
"Recalculating. Go back eight miles and turn left onto county farm road 2831."
Who likes to hear GPS at all?
It doesn't sound natural until I get a text at the same time and there are two women talking over each other.
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