For unwarranted attention and internet points.

for the nookie

The voices in my head told me to. Didn't you hear them?

Because I knew I'd get away with it, and you couldn't do shit about it. Go ahead, tell him. Tell him what I did. He won't believe you and will just think you're into those conspiracy theories..

And I'll tell you what... I'll do it again.

your mom said she likes it

because fuck you, thats why

Cause I wanted today off, get fucked corporate overlords

It's a free country, I can do whatever.....wait. .....nevermind

Why not?

The demons.

It tastes amazing.

(I put a whole lot of sesame seeds on my Ponderosa salad bar salad every time.)