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Oh my GAWWWWWWWWD, I am SO sick of these STUPID FUCK'N POLLS. Why has AOU not banned you YET?!?!?!?!?
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SIX GORRILION!
[Nasally voice] Technically a straw has no holes as that part you refer to is integral in the construction
I dunno
Infinite amount of holes if looked at through a microscope!
Ya mean like dried stalks of grain like mah favorite hat here is made outov?
FUCK YOU, I have a better answer!

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Faulty reasoning. A piece of paper is a thing. A straw is another thing, which you can, if you wish, construct from a piece of paper. When a piece of paper is rolled into a straw, it gains a hole. Without the hole, it would not be a straw. The definition, and the very understanding of "straw" (in the sense of drinking straw) necessitates a hole. You can't have a drinking straw without a hole. But then, I suppose you could quibble about the definition of a hole, rather than using the definition that is in common speech and in dictionary definitions. But by such quibbling, you make the question itself meaningless, because you are writing your own definitions for words.