hey jesus can i borrow your crowbar?

to pry these goddamn nails out theyre beginning to hurt

crucified and all i got was this lousy t-shirt

i cant believe its not butter ill sing as im flogged

yeah thats what i would do if i were god

So vote for me for savior and youll go to heaven

Your lame duck lord is like kevin spacey in seven

With creepy threats of h-e-double-hockey-stick

You just cant teach an old God new tricks

But would I be a good messiah with my low self-esteem?

If I dont believe in myself would that be blasphemy?

my shadow.

/me taps nose