When I was a kid I was the only one in the neighborhood who knew how to use a computer, so all the neighbors would call me to fix their computers and pay me some pocket money for it.
My mother was so proud and said she can see me one day becoming a new Bill Gates.
One time Bill will wake up in the middle of the night with me sitting on the side of his bed.
"It my turn now, Bill. Mother said so."
"Can't dissapoint her Bill, you know how she is when she cries... Give me your face, Bill."
Just as long as you hit him with more than a cream pie. He has been trying to kill off humanity ever since that happened...
I would think taking his face would be a bit more drastic than a creme pie to the face.
That guy did pop out of that corner at the exact right time!
Don't let your memes be dreams, bud.
Did it just get dark in here?
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