Chasin' girls isn't like fishing... you aren't supposed to catch the biggest one.
Chasin' girls isn't like fishing... you aren't supposed to catch the biggest one.
rohypnol
rohypnol
Lazy
Lazy
By him a drink
By him a drink
She was so hot.
Tall. I love tall women.
Big hands and arms, too.
I love being little spoon with ladies. And she felt like she has the arms to hold me tight and make me feel safe.
God, I hope she calls me back.
But she did say she was busy tomorrow, something about reading a story at a library.
She was so hot.
Tall. I love tall women.
Big hands and arms, too.
I love being little spoon with ladies. And she felt like she has the arms to hold me tight and make me feel safe.
God, I hope she calls me back.
But she did say she was busy tomorrow, something about reading a story at a library.
You sound like a gigantic faggot in love with a ttranny. Tall, I can agree with. I like tall girls. Big hands and arms? You're a faggot.
You sound like a gigantic faggot in love with a ttranny.
Tall, I can agree with. I like tall girls.
Big hands and arms? You're a faggot.
You are a humorless retard.
You are a humorless retard.
Wow. Not only are you an insufferable piece of shit, but an autistic retarded prick as well.
Wow. Not only are you an insufferable piece of shit, but an autistic retarded prick as well.
Hope you’re doing better these days man
Hope you’re doing better these days man
thats the joke
thats the joke
Do you love women with cute Adam’s apples:)
Do you love women with cute Adam’s apples:)
Cocaine and 100 bills
Cocaine and 100 bills
I got meth and fivers
I got meth and fivers
I prefer a higher class skank
I prefer a higher class skank
There are no jokes anymore.
There are no jokes anymore.
Bring the wife.
Bring the wife.
Honestly, try retail stores. Look for the ones without rings. Ask them when they get off work. Look for the white ones in your age bracket or slightly younger.
Honestly, try retail stores. Look for the ones without rings. Ask them when they get off work. Look for the white ones in your age bracket or slightly younger.
It's a lot easier on the islands than the mainland.
It's a lot easier on the islands than the mainland.
Naw don't chase women. Girls are a waste these days especially at bars. You're going to get a bunch of dumb roasties. Better off making something of yourself. Eventually they will come to you.
Naw don't chase women. Girls are a waste these days especially at bars. You're going to get a bunch of dumb roasties. Better off making something of yourself. Eventually they will come to you.
Just tell her you want to fuck her
Just tell her you want to fuck her
A van with tinted windows and a pit in my basement. In all Seriousness, make eye contact go up and do the unthinkable, talk to her. (You always get bonus points for being funny and more if you're naturally handsome and not a complete slob and look like shit. Get her number and if she's drunk just put it out there, say you want to get out of here somewhere more private [something like that in so many words] ) Don't be the Fucking creeper at the end of the bar buyin drinks for girls and giving the old I'm here if u need me nod. Be unafraid of rejection and if you do get rejected don't sweat that shit, life's going to get a lot harder than being rejected by a bar fly. Also traveling in groups is good, and have a good wingman to or group of friends to distract the chicks friends so you can get her alone and not sent off by one of her cunty (usually fat ugly and jealous or feminist friends) subtle touches such as touching the wrist on her at times and getting closer, can be a game changer. Don't be afraid to try to kiss when appropriate
A van with tinted windows and a pit in my basement. In all Seriousness, make eye contact go up and do the unthinkable, talk to her. (You always get bonus points for being funny and more if you're naturally handsome and not a complete slob and look like shit. Get her number and if she's drunk just put it out there, say you want to get out of here somewhere more private [something like that in so many words] ) Don't be the Fucking creeper at the end of the bar buyin drinks for girls and giving the old I'm here if u need me nod. Be unafraid of rejection and if you do get rejected don't sweat that shit, life's going to get a lot harder than being rejected by a bar fly. Also traveling in groups is good, and have a good wingman to or group of friends to distract the chicks friends so you can get her alone and not sent off by one of her cunty (usually fat ugly and jealous or feminist friends) subtle touches such as touching the wrist on her at times and getting closer, can be a game changer. Don't be afraid to try to kiss when appropriate
A baggie of cocaine
A baggie of cocaine
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