Because that would be cruelty to animals.
Yes, making a channer go outside and try to catch a bird would indeed be cruel.
It probably wouldn't last long as it would become easy pickings for falcons etc.
Battery packs are cheap and would kill the Falcons pretty quick.
You're assuming the falcons would eat the battery pack?
Conceal the battery behind a silica gel packet. Those are not to be eaten. Says so right on the pouch.
Birds are fake
Channers think birds are fake to begin with.
Because the birds you can catch aren't nocturnal so the LED would likely go unnoticed. You want to try to catch an owl? Lol good luck not getting your eyes racked out of your skull.
so... glued-on topHats then.
how did it take this long this answer to appear
That'd require them to go outside
'throw' LEDs?
IED's would get more lols
Why do you think cuckchan is this coordinated?
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