On a 1200 baud modem
On a 1200 baud modem
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I don't do handshakes, I grab them by the jaw and stare in their eyes as I explain why that chimney wasn't connected to the building.
I don't do handshakes, I grab them by the jaw and stare in their eyes as I explain why that chimney wasn't connected to the building.
I’m still shaking his hand.
I’m still shaking his hand.
I am sure it was wet.
I am sure it was wet.
Oh shit!, it wasn't a "handshake" then?
Oh shit!, it wasn't a "handshake" then?
When was the last time I even shook a hand?
Only a gimmick hand shake would have been the longest. 10-15 seconds?
When was the last time I even shook a hand?
Only a gimmick hand shake would have been the longest. 10-15 seconds?
Your mother is still giving me a handshake for last night. Last night was 27 years ago.
Your mother is still giving me a handshake for last night.
Last night was 27 years ago.
That time down in South America when my old pal Dutch said "You sonofabitch!" and then we arm-wrestled during the handshake. Unfortunately, I was killed later by an alien in light-bending armor who blew off my arm with his shoulder-mounted laser just as I started to fire my SMG. But the arm with the SMG kept firing it! That was quite a scene... uh... in my life!
That time down in South America when my old pal Dutch said "You sonofabitch!" and then we arm-wrestled during the handshake. Unfortunately, I was killed later by an alien in light-bending armor who blew off my arm with his shoulder-mounted laser just as I started to fire my SMG. But the arm with the SMG kept firing it! That was quite a scene... uh... in my life!
I had a friend in high school that any time we met up, we'd shake hands and wouldn't let go for an entire conversation. The handshake could have easily been up to 5 minutes. No idea why we started doing it, but we both just kept doing handshakes that way.
I had a friend in high school that any time we met up, we'd shake hands and wouldn't let go for an entire conversation. The handshake could have easily been up to 5 minutes. No idea why we started doing it, but we both just kept doing handshakes that way.
When I was a teenager, we used to try to crush each other's hands. Some of those bond-grinders lasted several minutes.
When I was a teenager, we used to try to crush each other's hands. Some of those bond-grinders lasted several minutes.
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