Hell no, I'm fucking insane.
Hey! Me too!
We'll have to go to the crowbar and have a giraffe sometime. I have to change the bathtub first, however, it's burnt out.
Nothing worse than a burned out bathtub.
When you feel like you're the only sane person in the world, that automatically makes you insane.
Sanity is being "normal", thus not being normal is insanity. I prefer being insane.
Is my wife cheating on me? No wait, sorry, I'm fucking crazy. We must be brother in laws.
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