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Hillary's hammer?

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As in de-googling and removing all the pre-installed bloat ware? or as in removing all of your data...

The former I'd recommend having a look around XDA Developers site for your phone model, the latter, reset it to factory stock, remove SD card... create new acct, take few snaps, movies, wipe, rinse / repeat a few times, and it will be safe to sell it.

If not worried about selling it, just microwave the thing.

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They say you learn something new every day. I didn't know you could fry the data in the microwave. Do you know how long it needs to cook? I suppose it will look burnt after it, right?

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It will destroy all pf the circuits in the phone. Rendering it completely unusable.

go to 7:08 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0xYv8MrYH0

Here is an even older one... but way more hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jpAI0o79kw

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I was wondering if I could grill it! With a little teriyaki sauce maybe?

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What do you mean by "cleaner"? Software or hardware?

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software, just like bleachbit for comps

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Yeah I quit cc a long time ago for comps, second time for sd maid. Ill try it.

your mother

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Well, yours certainly wasnt doing well enough.

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Windex.

If you are talking about scrubbing data, why waste your time. There are several apps on your phone that make backups of everything on their servers anyway.

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Don't install anything claiming to be a "phone cleaner". It's bullshit with a ton of malware. It will literally do nothing but fuck your phone up.

The purest alcohol you can find and follow it up a couple coats of Rain-X.

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A hammer is the best cleaner.

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None. Please don't install anything like this on your phone, or anything that claims to be "mobile security." It's all malware/spyware.

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