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This is my second one now. I got a letter saying to expect a survey a couple months ago. Three days later I see a overnight fedex package.....well no fucking way am I going to open that shit up I thought. Why would they spend the extra money for overnight mail? Seems fishy as fuck to me but so does everything these days. Got another one today, addressed to county resident....overnight delivery. Seems like an effective delivery method, hands all over a survey sent overnight then the proof dies after 48 hours....maybe I spend too much time here?

This is my second one now. I got a letter saying to expect a survey a couple months ago. Three days later I see a overnight fedex package.....well no fucking way am I going to open that shit up I thought. Why would they spend the extra money for overnight mail? Seems fishy as fuck to me but so does everything these days. Got another one today, addressed to county resident....overnight delivery. Seems like an effective delivery method, hands all over a survey sent overnight then the proof dies after 48 hours....maybe I spend too much time here?

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Return to sender. Addressee unknown.

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Thanks fuck you fuck you, I appreciate the advice

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Seems odd unless you recently got a diagnosis of monkeypox or insulted Dr Fauci.

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Lucky it wasn't a dead dog's head

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you can guarantee i wont be opening anything unsolicited from the any .gov agency

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They might be coooovid tests. I got two boxes in the mail, put them on the floor, beat them with a nine-pound hammer, and threw them away.

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Burn that shit without opening it.

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They know about you, OP, you're on their radar they're after you now, there's simply no escape you're just done like a rat

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Pretty sure I already was and they have to rotate out my glowie every three months or they start saying "you know, he does have some good points"

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This is the final hour, they got alex jones already now they're after people like you

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Intimidation. They're letting you know that you're on their radar.

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Sounds like a mix up of some kind. I would think anyone who's supposed to get a package from the CDC is expecting to get a package from the CDC.

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Likely just scam junk mail but you could always microwave it if you're worried they're sending you the coof

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