Return to sender. Addressee unknown.
Return to sender. Addressee unknown.
Seems odd unless you recently got a diagnosis of monkeypox or insulted Dr Fauci.
Seems odd unless you recently got a diagnosis of monkeypox or insulted Dr Fauci.
Lucky it wasn't a dead dog's head
Lucky it wasn't a dead dog's head
you can guarantee i wont be opening anything unsolicited from the any .gov agency
you can guarantee i wont be opening anything unsolicited from the any .gov agency
They might be coooovid tests. I got two boxes in the mail, put them on the floor, beat them with a nine-pound hammer, and threw them away.
They might be coooovid tests. I got two boxes in the mail, put them on the floor, beat them with a nine-pound hammer, and threw them away.
They know about you, OP, you're on their radar they're after you now, there's simply no escape you're just done like a rat
They know about you, OP, you're on their radar they're after you now, there's simply no escape you're just done like a rat
Pretty sure I already was and they have to rotate out my glowie every three months or they start saying "you know, he does have some good points"
Pretty sure I already was and they have to rotate out my glowie every three months or they start saying "you know, he does have some good points"
This is the final hour, they got alex jones already now they're after people like you
This is the final hour, they got alex jones already now they're after people like you
Burn that shit without opening it.
Burn that shit without opening it.
RIP
RIP
Intimidation. They're letting you know that you're on their radar.
Intimidation. They're letting you know that you're on their radar.
Likely just scam junk mail but you could always microwave it if you're worried they're sending you the coof
Likely just scam junk mail but you could always microwave it if you're worried they're sending you the coof
Reminds me a bit of https://nypost.com/2020/08/04/heres-what-happened-when-man-planted-mystery-seeds-from-china/ which the Atlantic (gag) wrote a big windy piece on, recounting what happened and concluding it was an ecommerce scam https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2021/07/unsolicited-seeds-china-brushing/619417/
Thank you for coming to my unrelated TED Talk.
Reminds me a bit of https://nypost.com/2020/08/04/heres-what-happened-when-man-planted-mystery-seeds-from-china/
which the Atlantic (gag) wrote a big windy piece on, recounting what happened and concluding it was an ecommerce scam https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2021/07/unsolicited-seeds-china-brushing/619417/
Thank you for coming to my unrelated TED Talk.
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