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I do it all the time. Like I'll look at my bike and comment out loud " she's a healthy steed". I will just make random goofy comments to amuse myself. Or I will kind of sometimes vaguely narrate what I am doing. My dog is usually around me and I kind of just do it to amuse both of us. Not sure I would do the same stuff if I was totally alone although I might. Anyway It just dawned on me that I might be legitimacy crazy. It doesn't bother me if I am.

I do it all the time. Like I'll look at my bike and comment out loud " she's a healthy steed". I will just make random goofy comments to amuse myself. Or I will kind of sometimes vaguely narrate what I am doing. My dog is usually around me and I kind of just do it to amuse both of us. Not sure I would do the same stuff if I was totally alone although I might. Anyway It just dawned on me that I might be legitimacy crazy. It doesn't bother me if I am.

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[–] [deleted] 8 pts (edited )

Today I called a cardboard box that was the wrong size, a can opener, and my garage door a nigger. And a fly that got into my house I called a fucking nigger.

[–] 11 pts

Flies are definitely jews... They rub their little hands together when they get ready to lick you. Consequently that is the best time to slap them, and when you slap them clap your hands about 3 inches above them and will get them every time. If you try to slap where they are landed you will miss.

[–] 0 pt

Thank god someone else knows the trick. If you cant manage a clap for some reason you can also slap the area 3 inches above them then squish them when they are stunned on the floor.

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Don’t be a caricature of an internet troll in real life. Don’t let the “forbidden word” dominate your mind. It’s capable of much more.

[–] [deleted] 5 pts

You presume too much.

This is the language of my father and of his father

I was not pilled, I was born into it

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I do it too, with everything, esp. my cat

[–] 2 pts

The cat understands your intentions. Mine bites when I call her a nigger.

[–] 1 pt

Mine bites when I pet her. But after 11 years, I'm used to it.