Flies are definitely jews... They rub their little hands together when they get ready to lick you. Consequently that is the best time to slap them, and when you slap them clap your hands about 3 inches above them and will get them every time. If you try to slap where they are landed you will miss.
Thank god someone else knows the trick. If you cant manage a clap for some reason you can also slap the area 3 inches above them then squish them when they are stunned on the floor.
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