Pop goes the weasel! That'll get em thinkin.
Pop goes the weasel! That'll get em thinkin.
If you don't go to your friends funeral, they won't go to yours.
If you don't go to your friends funeral, they won't go to yours.
metoo
metoo
I might show up to your wake if there's booze, food, and Mastadon
and I can be pretty sure you won't be there
gawdammit I would miss you so much I don't want everybody on Poal to see me cry
I might show up to your wake if there's booze, food, and Mastadon
and I can be pretty sure you won't be there
gawdammit I would miss you so much I don't want everybody on Poal to see me cry
It will be a sad day...but not for me! I won't know or care!
It will be a sad day...but not for me! I won't know or care!
Ouch :(
Ouch :(
I've planned this for 20 years.
Akhnaten - Funeral of Amenhotep III
With more pyrotechnics and virgins on stage but you get the idea. That would be a good death.
I've planned this for 20 years.
Akhnaten - Funeral of Amenhotep III
https://youtu.be/XENvMGyy4J8
With more pyrotechnics and virgins on stage but you get the idea. That would be a good death.
But u won't even be around to enjoy it?! HAHAHAHAHA!
But u won't even be around to enjoy it?! HAHAHAHAHA!
"Indian Love Call" by Slim Whitman, and it's a sing-along or the will is null and void
"Indian Love Call" by Slim Whitman, and it's a sing-along or the will is null and void
I love Slim! See also 'Boxcar Willie'.
I love Slim! See also 'Boxcar Willie'.
With a full sound system that will shake the other bones in their graves. Proper full send off. It only has one verse that perfectly fits a final goodbye.
Edit: And maybe
[Language - Porter Robinson](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iD-NBs5kJqI)
With a full sound system that will shake the other bones in their graves. Proper full send off. It only has one verse that perfectly fits a final goodbye.
Edit: And maybe [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WQFlu4L_iAU)
Also insist on a 18" subwoofer in the coffin
Also insist on a 18" subwoofer in the coffin
I have 2 18s, 3 15s, and 2 12s in my living and dining room. 1000w amp.
I have 2 18s, 3 15s, and 2 12s in my living and dining room. 1000w amp.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XNAXLtfQd7Y
Simple and to the point.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XNAXLtfQd7Y
Simple and to the point.
Troisième Leçon de Ténèbres (The Third Lesson of Darkness) -François Couperin
Troisième Leçon de Ténèbres
(The Third Lesson of Darkness)
-François Couperin
https://yewtu.be/UbREakKFTow
You have refined taste = probably gay
You have refined taste = probably gay
Not the first time I've been accused of being one'a them high falutin' fancy pants Nancy boy hoity toity book learnin' faggots.
Not the first time I've been accused of being one'a them high falutin' fancy pants Nancy boy hoity toity book learnin' faggots.
I too suffer
I too suffer
https://musify.club/track/johnny-rebel-send-em-all-back-to-africa-830069
I don't want a funeral. Just tie a boat anchor to my leg and kick my body off of the boat or pier into the nearest Great Lake, don't even bother digging a hole.
I don't want a funeral. Just tie a boat anchor to my leg and kick my body off of the boat or pier into the nearest Great Lake, don't even bother digging a hole.
Done.
Done.
Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
Johnny Rivers, or Junior Brown version?
Johnny Rivers, or Junior Brown version?
River s of course
River s of course
Oh yeah? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvxnbAinnb8
-listen with headphones
Oh yeah? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvxnbAinnb8
-listen with headphones
I knew a guy who had a UPC symbol tattooed on the back of his neck with his birth date and a blank for his death date
Then again I knew a lot of idiots
I knew a guy who had a UPC symbol tattooed on the back of his neck with his birth date and a blank for his death date
Then again I knew a lot of idiots
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