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Thinking of opening a prison to put morbidly obese people in. Like a camp where they concentrate on being healthy. It could have a slogan like “working out will make you free”. Check that. 20lbs overweight will get you locked up. What sort of programs should I have? How long is the term?

Should be cheap to build since hardcore offenders won’t be able to climb over some lawn chairs that I’ll use as walls.

Thinking of opening a prison to put morbidly obese people in. Like a camp where they concentrate on being healthy. It could have a slogan like “working out will make you free”. Check that. 20lbs overweight will get you locked up. What sort of programs should I have? How long is the term? Should be cheap to build since hardcore offenders won’t be able to climb over some lawn chairs that I’ll use as walls.

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20 pounds? That's over 50% of the adult population of America, you're going to need a lot of prisons

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Uh. I could do without that half. We just fence off NYC and 150000000 people on it. No prob.
Or buy Greenland.