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Thinking of opening a prison to put morbidly obese people in. Like a camp where they concentrate on being healthy. It could have a slogan like “working out will make you free”. Check that. 20lbs overweight will get you locked up. What sort of programs should I have? How long is the term?

Should be cheap to build since hardcore offenders won’t be able to climb over some lawn chairs that I’ll use as walls.

Thinking of opening a prison to put morbidly obese people in. Like a camp where they concentrate on being healthy. It could have a slogan like “working out will make you free”. Check that. 20lbs overweight will get you locked up. What sort of programs should I have? How long is the term? Should be cheap to build since hardcore offenders won’t be able to climb over some lawn chairs that I’ll use as walls.

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A metal jogging track in a circular room. The room, track and walls are heated so fatties do their laps it gets hotter and hotter so the pounds melt off. If they stop or slow down their burn their fat feet. If they fall down the fat cooks off their blobby bodies. Either way they're going to lose weight.

But the room will smell like shit. Good thing everything's metal so it can be hosed down.