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Thinking of opening a prison to put morbidly obese people in. Like a camp where they concentrate on being healthy. It could have a slogan like “working out will make you free”. Check that. 20lbs overweight will get you locked up. What sort of programs should I have? How long is the term?

Should be cheap to build since hardcore offenders won’t be able to climb over some lawn chairs that I’ll use as walls.

Thinking of opening a prison to put morbidly obese people in. Like a camp where they concentrate on being healthy. It could have a slogan like “working out will make you free”. Check that. 20lbs overweight will get you locked up. What sort of programs should I have? How long is the term? Should be cheap to build since hardcore offenders won’t be able to climb over some lawn chairs that I’ll use as walls.

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[–] [deleted] • 6 pts (edited )

Make sure to have mandatory showers. Lots of showers. Fatties stink. Also, gets lots of ovens to power saunas. Let them sweat their fat out. Just make sure to do your math correctly. You wouldn't want to have too few ovens.

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I heard ovens are really effective at stuff.

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Build a fence that a normal person could easily lift themself over. Never unlock the door, when they can escape it means they are ready to leave

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Brilliant. No need for terms, just leave whenever you can.

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Ending shitty zoning laws, corn and sugar subsidies, SNAP, and welfare costs nothing.

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Why bring SNAP into this? Shouldn’t my food gibs be for sugar cereal, cookies, sugar drinks, chips, and grease?

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What does shitty zoning laws have to do with it?

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It makes walking more convenient. I am not walking 10 miles to work but I would do 3 and would sometimes do 5. If you don't manage a restaurant or bank or work in a hospital there are basically no jobs in the suburbs worth having.

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Being fat is a prison

Yo dawg heard you like prisons

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This is so true. Fat fucks are already in the worst prison imaginable.

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No. They don't fucking care. It seems like a prison to you but they're serious about the "big bodied" thing. They are normalizing that shit.

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Man, when I was obese I would have killed for (inb4 A cheesebuger) a room to workout and read in. I have tons of maces and kettlebells now and still very little room to use them. It'd be Double KB clean and presses and Tsatsouline long cycles all day.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

>“working out will make you free”.

Oy vey.

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What kind of faggot roleplay is this?

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Just passing the time, brother. Staying entertained. Also maybe getting into the PIC game.

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pewpoo

Oh. Nevermind. I get it all now.

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What’s the matter? It’s a joke, man. I’m not really getting into the Prison Industrial Complex, as fun as that sounds. Don’t worry. And I don’t want to look at fat people, so the plan in unworkable, for the most part. The Portuguese doorway does have me thinking. We need more hard consequences for fatness. Are you fat? If so, I’m sorry. That you’re fat. Stop it. Don’t like my username? I took about a month thinking it up and it’s also a family name going back to the 11th century. Not to dox myself, but I’m heir to the great Lord Anoos vander PewPoo of Saxony. The man who invented the Grocery Cart. I am fucking bored. Fuck you! Shlomosexuál.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

A metal jogging track in a circular room. The room, track and walls are heated so fatties do their laps it gets hotter and hotter so the pounds melt off. If they stop or slow down their burn their fat feet. If they fall down the fat cooks off their blobby bodies. Either way they're going to lose weight.

But the room will smell like shit. Good thing everything's metal so it can be hosed down.

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20 pounds? That's over 50% of the adult population of America, you're going to need a lot of prisons

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Uh. I could do without that half. We just fence off NYC and 150000000 people on it. No prob.
Or buy Greenland.

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Make sure they have to walk uphill to the chow hall , uphill to the bathroom ( fats are notorious for hiding out in the bathroom to avoid physical activity ) , and everywhere possible.

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Bathroom? There is an open field with searchlites. No toilet paper, they have to scootch dey asses in the grass like a dog.

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Just drop them in a walled compound with an exit like this:

https://www.openculture.com/2021/01/the-anti-gluttony-door-in-portugals-alcobaca-monastery-shamed-plump-monks-to-start-fasting.html

No gates, guards, or locks. Just one thin open doorway. "You can leave whenever you can leave."

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