You are missing out on one of life's greatest joys.
A dog? A dirty animal eating cat shit any chance it gets, then throwing it up in the living room for you to clean up. The best part, while you are doing that, it's destroying something else of yours. Not properly trained you say? Get a family and raise a child. Everyone who has animals lives like a nigger. Fuck that.
Dogs make a good companion for a child. If you get a good breed or a mix of good breeds and train it well your child is actually more safe if you ever do accidentally leave them unattended with the dog. Smart dogs have good instincts about traffic, water, strangers, snakes, boars, and children.
If I'm relying on a dog to watch my child, I've failed already.
Such a cliche response. Stay angry man.
I'm not angry, but people who have dogs inside usually live in a disgusting house. If the house isn't disgusting, then you probably spend over an hour and a half a day cleaning, neither of which seem enjoyable.
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