My boss is the biggest covid freak I met so far.
Everyone in my workplace rushed to get the vax as soon as possible and I was the only one who didn't get it, and I never talked about it.
My boss confronted me and asked if I got it. I told him no, and the reason is that I have an autoimmune disorder and was advised by my doctor not to get the vax (ALL LIES!).
He fell for it and even felt sorry for me not being able to get it and no one ever mentioned it again.
Damn, I feel bad for that faggot employee of mine with AIDS
I definitely don't look like someone with GAYDS, but if you told me this sooner I would have gone for it since obviously he is mega woke as well.
"WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME IF I GOT PENETRADED YOU HOMOPHOBE, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! JUST YOU WAIT TILL MY HUSBAND HEARS ABOUT THIS! Also I have aids."
Then walk out and take 6 months paid mental health leave.
I don't think me getting my unprotected butthole blasted is appropriate workplace conversation, but if you want to continue the conversation...
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