I would like it to start snowing on Thanksgiving, snow 4-6 inches per week, on Saturday morning, and not come above freezing until it stops snowing on March 15th. And then I would like it to warm up into the mid-40s and melt the bulk of the snow pleasantly with blue sky before the April rains.

Labor Day - Memorial Day 6 inches a week. Snowmobiling is my drug.

I would like a foot of snow at night, then 75 degrees by the day time, then back to snowing at night.

Once per week in the summer months.

I like 4 times a year, 3+ inches

Considering the area where I inhabit , it would be a dream to see it snow just once!

https://parks.des.qld.gov.au/parks/kgari-fraser

Like when I was a kid, snow by Thanksgiving, snows often enough that there's always snow on the ground. I think there was a February thaw, then more snow until just before Easter. In my memory. No guarantee it happened that way every year, but that's how I remember it. Kids made snow forts back then, and snow angels, and had snowball fights.

Everyday it’s cold

Once.