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Why not eat pistachio shells. They're there.

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I suck the shells, but they are much harder to chew than chitin.

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Why not eat pistachio shells. They're there.

Why not eat foreskins, they're there. - some rabbi probably.

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Isn't that Jewish chewing gum?

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Only the fried shrimp when they're nice an crunchy.

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Fried yes, boiled no.

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I wasn't born with a tail.

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Butt you have a remnant of it (coccyx)

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I can't chew through it, and I ain't swallowing that shit. I live alone, who the fuck is going to Himmelrich maneuver my ass if I choke on something? The cat?

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Weak teeth.

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'Heimlich'

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I know what I said.

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but what did she say?

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No but I chew peanuts with the shells still on them.

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WTF??

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Sure! WTF not, though. I’ve eaten worse.

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BE GONE DEMON

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It depends on how the shrimp is prepared. I won't generally eat the tail on shrimp that isn't crispy, but if it's crispy I will (I love the crunch).

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This is you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNdERWR3id0

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I feed them to my dog.

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