So like a very well paid security guard?
So like a very well paid security guard?
Lol
Lol
What is "everything"?
What is "everything"?
Gah, April fool's regex... Title says "nothing"
Gah, April fool's regex... Title says "nothing"
Like meditation? For a million dollars of course I would.
Like meditation? For a million dollars of course I would.
Me too, I have a rich inner landscape so I can entertain myself.
Me too, I have a rich inner landscape so I can entertain myself.
If I had a million I would hire someone to trim maintenance my inner landscape.
If I had a million I would hire someone to trim maintenance my inner landscape.
Are we talking absolutely nothing, like sit in a chair and don't move, or can I shitpost on poal?
Are we talking absolutely nothing, like sit in a chair and don't move, or can I shitpost on poal?
No computers or phones
No computers or phones
Can I masturbate?
Can I masturbate?
Yeah
Yeah
But I could just sleep for 8 hours? That seems like a no brainer.
But I could just sleep for 8 hours? That seems like a no brainer.
Can't sleep, lol
Can't sleep, lol
Books? I would do it for far less.
Books? I would do it for far less.
No books
No books
Better than some jobs. For a million, sure, why not? In 2000 hours you can build one hell of a mind palace.
Better than some jobs. For a million, sure, why not? In 2000 hours you can build one hell of a mind palace.
I used to teach in TX public schools. We would have to proctor these state student exams for a couple days where teachers could do nothing but observe kids take the test (after reading directions, of course.) No reading or computers or phones allowed. Just watching kids take a test for hours. And this went on for a few days.
It was awful. I hated every second of testing days and I found myself getting enraged by the boredom of it all. I don't think I could do it.
I used to teach in TX public schools. We would have to proctor these state student exams for a couple days where teachers could do nothing but observe kids take the test (after reading directions, of course.) No reading or computers or phones allowed. Just watching kids take a test for hours. And this went on for a few days.
It was awful. I hated every second of testing days and I found myself getting enraged by the boredom of it all. I don't think I could do it.
Payday every two weeks?
Payday every two weeks?
Yes
Yes
Does it come with a toilet? Otherwise I'll sneak a phone in for bathroom breaks.
Does it come with a toilet? Otherwise I'll sneak a phone in for bathroom breaks.
Yes
Yes
Yes I would work a year or two n quit. Hell I would work weekends n hollidays if it was double time.
Could I just send in a clone and have the check sent to me?
Yes I would work a year or two n quit. Hell I would work weekends n hollidays if it was double time.
Could I just send in a clone and have the check sent to me?
man if you had a clone you could sell the patent for billions!
man if you had a clone you could sell the patent for billions!
man if you had a clone you could sell the patent for billions!
You obviously dont know me. Now I could prolly get a couple grand fer the patent.
Back in the 80s the Kremlin was trying to get my dna because back then they wanted to step up the Moscow circus. Tru story
>man if you had a clone you could sell the patent for billions!
You obviously dont know me. Now I could prolly get a couple grand fer the patent.
Back in the 80s the Kremlin was trying to get my dna because back then they wanted to step up the Moscow circus. Tru story
Yup. I'm gonna go to sleep. If that's not allowed, I'll be alright because I can do work in my mind.
Yup. I'm gonna go to sleep. If that's not allowed, I'll be alright because I can do work in my mind.
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