Read the direction's
Read the direction's
Nothing. I’m normal. I talk to myself a lot though. People catch me doing it a lot. Always whispering under my breath. It’s fucking annoying
Nothing. I’m normal. I talk to myself a lot though. People catch me doing it a lot. Always whispering under my breath. It’s fucking annoying
Metoo, mostly I say 'goddamn niggers', mostly unrelated to anything in particular
Metoo, mostly I say 'goddamn niggers', mostly unrelated to anything in particular
When I hurt myself at work, "fucking nigger!" is my go-to saying.
When I hurt myself at work, "fucking nigger!" is my go-to saying.
When my cat angers me, I call her a dumb nigger
When my cat angers me, I call her a dumb nigger
When i’m in public i chant nigger under my breath.
When i’m in public i chant nigger under my breath.
All the weird stuff I used to do is now perfectly normal.
All the weird stuff I used to do is now perfectly normal.
I poop standing up.
I poop standing up.
Not even squatting. You even force it through flexed glutes
Not even squatting. You even force it through flexed glutes
I had to poop in a grocery bag the other day. I take a lot of Kratom and I eat a lot of vegetables so my poop is very solid. Clean as possible: which is ok except when I don’t flush multiple times and it clogs up the toilet: see if you clog it with toilet paper it’s an easy fix. Not with rocks. I clogged it at night. Woke up still clogged: I gotta go
I had to poop in a grocery bag the other day. I take a lot of Kratom and I eat a lot of vegetables so my poop is very solid. Clean as possible: which is ok except when I don’t flush multiple times and it clogs up the toilet: see if you clog it with toilet paper it’s an easy fix. Not with rocks. I clogged it at night. Woke up still clogged: I gotta go
How does it not get all over your rear when you're standing and your cheeks closed?
How does it not get all over your rear when you're standing and your cheeks closed?
Pour some dish soap in the toilet beforehand, does the trick 99% of the time.
Pour some dish soap in the toilet beforehand, does the trick 99% of the time.
STANDING. LIKE A FUCKING MAN SHOULD.
STANDING. LIKE A FUCKING MAN SHOULD.
If I can't find something at a big box store I make my wife go ask an employee where it is located.
If I can't find something at a big box store I make my wife go ask an employee where it is located.
I generate fake dic pics with AI.
And run 71 alt-accounts here on poal.
Mostly I use them for answering dic pic requests from .
He still hasn't figured out they're fake.
I generate fake dic pics with AI.
And run 71 alt-accounts here on poal.
Mostly I use them for answering dic pic requests from @MaroonSaint.
He still hasn't figured out they're fake.
One of my hobbies include amassing information on the JQ, ESP, FOIA records, Astral Projection, Biblical and Pagan history, etc. I put this information on several hard drives and disc as well as physical paper. I put all this into accordion style alphabetized folders I call "The File." There is years worth of time, research and information in these folders.
One of my hobbies include amassing information on the JQ, ESP, FOIA records, Astral Projection, Biblical and Pagan history, etc. I put this information on several hard drives and disc as well as physical paper. I put all this into accordion style alphabetized folders I call "The File." There is years worth of time, research and information in these folders.
Very important
Very important
I'm studying a foreign language so that I can read great literature and philosophy in that language.
I'm studying a foreign language so that I can read great literature and philosophy in that language.
Cover myself in peanut butter and pretend I'm melting.
Cover myself in peanut butter and pretend I'm melting.
12 pack a night
12 pack a night
Your belly must look like the Hindenberg before it caught fire. You need to learn to concentrate your alcohol. I suggest you switch to Vodka.
Your belly must look like the Hindenberg before it caught fire. You need to learn to concentrate your alcohol. I suggest you switch to Vodka.
kiss mah belly!
kiss mah belly!
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