Constipation. Life is not good with out a good dump in the morning
Coffee, 6 cups will get you moving.
Being a nigger is the direct result of pissing-off God in a former life...
ahahahahahahahaha love that!
Bi-polar, it seems like the disorder de jour for any bad thing the lefties do.
Shit, I'm bi polar, and I'm not talking like the pussies that use it as an excuse, but like full blown fucked out of my head at times, but I don't let that shit control me. They wouldn't either if they had any balls.
Not being able to pee must suck. Your prostate tends to swell shut when you get older, but so far I have not needed to get mine cored like an apple.
FYI, in case you miss the link above, this is about a VISA commercial, https://youtu.be/gTxpiFYKqYg
dilapidating
You illiterate cunt
Dilapidating works, but you are correct, I'm meant debilitating.
Blindness
I would say being a paraplegic or worse a quadraplegic.
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