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You forgot the choice "Yeah, and then she road helpless me for hours". Damn shoddy answers either a virgin with an innocent mind of some dude married way to long and sex is not something they like to think about since she's gone downhill so far. /s
You forgot the choice "Yeah, and then she road helpless me for hours". Damn shoddy answers either a virgin with an innocent mind of some dude married way to long and sex is not something they like to think about since she's gone downhill so far. /s
I was but it was cause I bought a pair and was playing with them and locked myself up by accident. I went to the police station to get them to remove them for me. Sorta ironic, that.
I was but it was cause I bought a pair and was playing with them and locked myself up by accident. I went to the police station to get them to remove them for me. Sorta ironic, that.
If you can't get a pair of handcuffs off without help from the state you should probably go back to Reddit.
If you can't get a pair of handcuffs off without help from the state you should probably go back to Reddit.
If you can't tell a ridiculous story from a real one you might have a double digit IQ.
If you can't tell a ridiculous story from a real one you might have a double digit IQ.
I'm sorry about your double didgit IQ friend.
I'm sorry about your double didgit IQ friend.
Send Me a Video of you playing with your pair
Send
Me a
Video of you playing with your pair
I was wanted by the police once, but I turned myself in, and they never cuffed me at any point. All the cops were nice except the chief of police. He was an asshole.
I was wanted by the police once, but I turned myself in, and they never cuffed me at any point. All the cops were nice except the chief of police. He was an asshole.
did a ride along with a buddy that was a cop and was goofing around. He called me a pussy bc I said I didn't want to get tazed
did a ride along with a buddy that was a cop and was goofing around. He called me a pussy bc I said I didn't want to get tazed
IDK how people got out. I've always been told that, once they cuff you, you're going in. That's also when I stop talking. Like, I'll talk to the police for a minute trying not to get arrested cuz it's super inconvenient. Basically just say that I didn't do anything, without going into too much detail. Sometimes that works. If they cuff me, though, fuck 'em. Always has resulted in a trip to some shithole, so no reason to talk any more.
And btw, I have not been convicted of a crime as an adult. I have one thing in a juvee record somewhere that's a joke. Cops are ZOG dicks sometimes. I've had one cop tell me "yeah you got arrested because that other cop is a dick and does that to everyone." Blue backs blue I guess.
IDK how people got out. I've always been told that, once they cuff you, you're going in. That's also when I stop talking. Like, I'll talk to the police for a minute trying not to get arrested cuz it's super inconvenient. Basically just say that I didn't do anything, without going into too much detail. Sometimes that works. If they cuff me, though, fuck 'em. Always has resulted in a trip to some shithole, so no reason to talk any more.
And btw, I have not been convicted of a crime as an adult. I have one thing in a juvee record somewhere that's a joke. Cops are ZOG dicks sometimes. I've had one cop tell me "yeah you got arrested because that other cop is a dick and does that to everyone." Blue backs blue I guess.
ive been handcuffed and taken to jail and/or released a dozen times. still have no violence charges, no drug charges, no sex charges, no gun charges and zero felonies.
ive been handcuffed and taken to jail and/or released a dozen times. still have no violence charges, no drug charges, no sex charges, no gun charges and zero felonies.
It seems people here have a problem with authority.
It seems people here have a problem with authority.
My Parents got me arrested once. Some bullshit
My
Parents got me arrested once. Some bullshit
Better question is how many of you carry a cuff key on your keyring? 😉 Columbus, Ohio cops use zip ties. Learn how to get out of them. Murdercube had an infogram on how to do it. You guys know how to use archive.
Better question is how many of you carry a cuff key on your keyring?
😉
Columbus, Ohio cops use zip ties.
Learn how to get out of them.
Murdercube had an infogram on how to do it.
You guys know how to use archive.
There was a time for me when getting arrested and booked was just routine. Ended up on the news a couple of times. It was so long ago, it doesn't show up on Jewgle anymore... not even several pages deep. Whew. Used to be results #1 and #2 when I typed in my name. I'm not even in the OTIS anymore.
Now before anyone gets the wrong idea... y'all motherfuckers who won't think twice about beating the shit out of a pedo would have got the same charges I did.
There was a time for me when getting arrested and booked was just routine. Ended up on the news a couple of times. It was so long ago, it doesn't show up on Jewgle anymore... not even several pages deep. Whew. Used to be results #1 and #2 when I typed in my name. I'm not even in the OTIS anymore.
Now before anyone gets the wrong idea... y'all motherfuckers who won't think twice about beating the shit out of a pedo would have got the same charges I did.
Assault charges? Just getting in fights or what?
Assault charges? Just getting in fights or what?
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