Well an ex fling of mine thought you could talk to dogs
She found someone who will listen to her about her ex boyfriends.
You can but they don't understand more than sit, stay, go outside and eat.
A quick search suggest dogs can learn 100 - 200 words eventually.
WHOOSH. it was a joke, buddy. lighten up.
My last good buddy knew 40ish commands verbal and 5 hand signals for hunting (sit, stay, lay, come and fetch)... can't teach that to a shit breed. I'll pay money to see a toy poodle swim for a dead duck or a chihaha hand signaled to sit, stay and come silently.
Find a better breed.
Anyone can talk to dogs. I do it all the time. They don't answer me, however.
I think its funny 20-30 years ago you were a weirdo if you talked to your dog but today most people do
You can talk to dogs, mine put his nose on the counter a few times and I slapped him every time... he doesn't put his nose on the counter anymore... guess the kid knows sign language at least.
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