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I will go to sleep around 9, then go to work the next morning. 'Partying' is gay.

I will go to sleep around 9, then go to work the next morning. 'Partying' is gay.

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Spooning with my dogs. The guy across the street puts on a 10k fireworks show every New Years and Fourth of July, so my wife and I never get to party on those holidays because the dogs are shitting bricks. I take all the cushions off the couches and I build Fort Coward. I drug the dogs up and they hang out in their bunker.

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I drug the dogs up and they hang out in their bunker.

I wanna be your dog

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You want some Benadryl doses concealed in a chunk of cheese? And then your toenails trimmed after you’re all fucked up? Come on over.

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It sounds a helluva lot more fun than my usual: laying in bed with the cat, shitposting Pepe memes on Poal.