Spooning with my dogs. The guy across the street puts on a 10k fireworks show every New Years and Fourth of July, so my wife and I never get to party on those holidays because the dogs are shitting bricks. I take all the cushions off the couches and I build Fort Coward. I drug the dogs up and they hang out in their bunker.
I drug the dogs up and they hang out in their bunker.
I wanna be your dog
You want some Benadryl doses concealed in a chunk of cheese? And then your toenails trimmed after you’re all fucked up? Come on over.
It sounds a helluva lot more fun than my usual: laying in bed with the cat, shitposting Pepe memes on Poal.
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